So Damn Badass
But then I realised that Peach is actually the villain in all of this. What a fucking prick tease, allowing both of these brothers to come to her aid, and then give them the sweet embrace they get when they’ve finally saved her from Bowsers castles. How dare she. They’re brothers, and she’s whoring herself off to both of them! Then to make matters worse, she’s doing the same with Bowser. I mean it doesn’t make sense that he comes and kidnaps her again and again unless he’s getting some on the side as well.
SLUT!!!
I’ve also theorised that maybe there’s more to this than meets the eye. It’s possible that Bowser loves Peach unconditionally and she stays true to Mario while she’s in captive. But then that leaves the question of why Luigi is leaving scrubbing shit stained toilets to come to her aid? It is possible that Luigi has some sort of weird incestuous crush on Mario and he’s trying to impress Mario by emulating him?
It’s a sad state of affairs and maybe we should just leave those guys to it, it’s really not our business to pry I guess.
Poor Mario
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